All Your Base Are Belong To Us!

If you aren't already familiar with the "All Your Base" phenomenon, you are in for a strange experience... In 1989, Toaplan released a game called Zero Wing for the Sega Genesis. It was a standard side-scrolling shooter, and not very successful. However, it featured some of the most tortured English dialog ever written. This dialog made its way into a flash movie, which became wildly popular on the Web. Catch phrases from it have appeared in the most unusual places ever since.

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen!!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say!!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.

Here it is! Click here to see the original flash animation of "All Your Base Are Belong To Us!" by Bad_CRC.

Click here to see an anime-style musical remake of the infamous "All Your Base"/Zero Wing intro, with the words set to a well-known piece of music by Queen... with a few extra references thrown in for good measure, and completely redrawn graphics by "Too Much Spare Time Animation".